- Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
- Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
- Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
- Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
- Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
- Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
- Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
- Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
- Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
- Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
- Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
- Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
things i am scared of doing:
- ordering food in a restaurant
- walking down a busy high street on my own
- talking to people on the phone
- eating in front of people
- asking for help in a shop
- meeting new people
- being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know
the future looks bright for me
(via gaychel)
(Source: fortheloveoffaberry, via brittana-achele)
CELL BLOCK TANGO
Finchel, Klaine, Brittana, Sugary
Quoe, SamcedesGlee had it coming
Glee had it coming
Glee only had itself to blame
If you’d have been there
If you’d have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!You know how producers
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Ryan.
Ryan liked to ship Finchel.
No, not ship STAN.
Well, I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, and
I just want to watch my OTP
and there’s Ryan writing
bad scripts, producing the show
and shippin’. No, not shippin’.
Stannin’. So, I said to him,
I said, “Ryan, you stan that
Finchel one more time…”
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots…
…into his head.Hah! He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a good show
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!Finchel, Klaine, Brittana, Sugary
Quoe, SamcedesNow, I’m sitting in the living room
preparing to watch television after dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my jailer Glee,
in a jealous rage.
“You been watching other shows,”
Glee says. Glee was crazy
and Glee kept screamin’,
“You been watching other shows.”
And then Glee ran into my knife.
Glee ran into my knife ten times!The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bumGlee had it comin’
Glee had it comin’
Glee had it comin’
All along
‘Cause if they used us
And they abused us
How could you tell us
That we were wrong?this is fucking fabulous
(Source: raelsun, via diannas-little-lamb)
(via diannas-little-lamb)
(via diannas-little-lamb)
- day off: tumblr
- need to study: tumblr
- shitty weather: tumblr
- wonderful and sunny weather: tumblr
- plans with other people: tumblr
- in class: tumblr
- supposed to be sleeping: tumblr
- on the bus: tumblr
- the apocalypse: tumblr
- during my own funeral: tumblr
- tumblr: tumblr
- tumblr isn't working: stare at tumblr until it does
let me steal your wardrobe ♦ dianna agron
(Source: neilpatricksharris, via lionquinn)
“The Ball Bed” the world’s first morphable bed, consisting of plush spheres that are connected by elastic bands, allowing you to twist and bend them in any way imaginable.
NEED.
O.O
there is no way to explain these things i am feeling.HOLY FUCK
COULD YOU IMAGINE THE SEX YOU COULD HAVE ON THIS THING
THIS THING IS THE BASTARD CHILD OF SCIENCE AND THE KAMA SUTRA
Screw the fucking bean bags I NEED THIS
(Source: sweetdisposiition, via gleememore)




